Heavenerite Test

Are you a bonafide Heavenerite?
Choose the correct answer.
1. You call your evening meal
A. Dinner
B. Supper
C. Sunday’s leftovers
D. All of the above

2. Your favorite drink with your meal in the summer is
A. Iced Sweet Tea
B. Unsweet Tea with a slice of lemon
C. Green Tea
D. None of the above

3. You describe a person losing their temper as
A. Throwing a fit
B. Pitching a coniption
C. Having a cow
D. All of the Above

4. The adjective "Mess" is used when talking about
A. The bluegills you caught last week
B. The greens Granny is boiling on the stove
C. The fix you are in when you’ve asked two girls to the same party
D. All the above

5. When you say you’ll do something "directly"
A. You will do it right then
B. You won’t stop until you are done
C. You will do it when you get around to it
D. None of the above

6. When someone in the community has died you
A. Call Bullards and order flowers for the family
B. Fix up some fried chicken and potato salad and take it over to their house
C. Call your boss and take the rest of the week off
D. All of the above

7. You use the word "Fixin" to describe
A. What your brother-in-law is doing to your car when it is broke down
B. Something that you are considering doing
C. A mess you have got yourself into
D. None of the above

8. You use the term "holler" to describe
A. What you do when you tell the kids to come in to eat
B. The little open spot back in the woods where you lived before you moved to town
C. The condition of the old tree out back that has a hole in it
D. All the above

9. When you hear the term "Church Key" you think of
A. What the deacon carries in his pocket
B. Where you were late last Saturday night
C. Where you should have been
D. None of the above

10. When you say you are going down into the mountains you are going to travel
A. North
B. East
C. West
D. None of the above
　
Correct Answers
What ever you picked is the right answer but if you grinned even a little bit as you read through the choices then, Yes you are a "True son or daughter of Heavener"

wrote by colin with Peggy's help